You know how gym regulars (gymmies?) complain about January when all the people who’ve made new year’s resolutions are crowding the place, bumping into things, don’t know where anything is, have terrible etiquette, give the staff a hard time, all the while you have a routine, know exactly where to go and what to do, and you’re on a first name basis with the staff? That’s exactly how I feel at the liquor store on New Year’s Eve.