first of all look at that annoucer chick. what a knockout.
jimi hendrix is a holy man and a saint, he did as much for me as jesus in keeping myself honest and truthful and just and brave, especially fucking brave,. go forth young man. fuck yeah jimi
I've written about my travels to the 2016 Democratic National Convention, a Trump rally at Oral Roberts University, and an MLK Day Iraq War protest in Washington DC in 2003. I'm best known for my viral Craiglist ad "Alcoholic Guitarist..." I've toured around the country with a band and I was a farmer for seven years in North Carolina... in that context I attended the 2008 Slow Foods International Conference in Turin, Italy. I've been a guest on KDKA Radio in Pittsburgh and 105.9 The Edge in Tulsa. As you can see, I've done a whole bunch of big time shit. I should have written this in the third person. That way I could have fooled you into believing that someone else is recommending me, and even took the time to write all this.
