UNCLE MIKE!!!

RAMBLING ROVER BY ANDY STEWART SUNG BY UNCLE MIKE!!! FROM SHEREDAN PITTSBURGH!!! There are sober men a-plenty And drunkards barely twenty There are men of over ninety Who have never yet kissed a girl But give me a rambling rover From Orkney down to Dover We’ll roam the country over And together we’ll face the world There are those who claim enjoyment Of merciless employment Their ambition this deployment Since the minute they left the school And they scrape and save and ponder While the rest go out and squander See the world and rove and wander For they’re happier as a rule There are sober men a-plenty And drunkards barely twenty There are men of over ninety Who have never yet kissed a girl But give me a rambling rover From Orkney down to Dover We’ll roam the country over And together we’ll face the world I have roamed through all the nations Took delight in all creation I’ve enjoyed a wee sensation When the company did prove kind When parting was no pleasure I drank another measure To the good friends that we treasure For they always are on our mind There are sober men a-plenty And drunkards barely twenty There are men of over ninety Who have never yet kissed a girl But give me a rambling rover From Orkney down to Dover We’ll roam the country over And together we’ll face the world If you’re bent with arthritis And your bowels have got colitis You’ve galloping bollockitis And your thinking it’s time you’d died If you’ve been a man of action And you’re lying there in traction You can gain some satisfaction Thinkin’ “Jaysus, at least I tried” There are sober men a-plenty And drunkards barely twenty There are men of over ninety Who have never yet kissed a girl But give me a rambling rover From Orkney down to Dover We’ll roam the country over And together we’ll face the world There are sober men a-plenty And drunkards barely twenty There are men of over ninety Who have never yet kissed a girl But give me a rambling rover From Orkney down to Dover We’ll roam the country over And together we’ll face the world

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